1. If you won the lottery, what would be the first thing you buy?

a. A Bravia 58ft Sailing Yacht.

2. If you could be an animal for a day, what animal would you be and why?

a. A Dog. As they’re always happy to see their owner.

3. Tell me your funniest joke?

a. Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts.

4. If you could possess one superpower, which superpower would you choose and why?

a. To walk on water, so I don’t get wet feet or need to take my flip flops off.

5. What is your favourite takeaway?

a. Only one answer… a curry, but has to be a sit down meal at Spice Barkingside.

6. If you were stuck on a desert island and could only have 3 items, what would you choose and why?

a. Flip Flops, as life is better when I can wear them
b. A Fridge with endless supply of Hobgoblin beer
c. Oakley sunglasses as they block the sun out of my eyes

7. How many slices of pizza can you eat in one sitting?

a. 8 if it’s a large, 12 if it’s a medium.

8. What's the worst thing you've eaten out of politeness?

a. Rabbit whilst out in Brussels.

9. If you were a Ghost and could possess people, what would you make them do?

a. Always walk outside when it rains.