1. If you won the lottery, what would be the first thing you buy?

a. Several bottles of rum, a small Woodland and a 12 pack of Pot Noodles.

2. If you could be an animal for a day, what animal would you be and why?

a. A Sloth, my spirit animal.

3. Tell me your funniest joke?

a. Life.

4. If you could possess one superpower, which superpower would you choose and why?

a. The ability to speak inside other people’s heads.

5. What is your favourite takeaway?

a. A cold donner kebab and chips on a rainy night, at a London bus stop after one too many.

6. If you were stuck on a desert island and could only have 3 items, what would you choose and why?

a. A Crossbow
b. Full Costa Express machine
c. A Boat

7. How many slices of pizza can you eat in one sitting?

a. My record is about 2 large pizzas… no shame!

8. What's the worst thing you've eaten out of politeness?

a. Any of my ex’s cooking.

9. If you were a Ghost and could possess people, what would you make them do?

a. Have them try to ask out every display mannequin in Primark out on a date and make them get offended when they don’t respond.